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I can't sleep! I MEAN HOW COULD I!! It was like static, pressing against my skull, waiting to burst!!! It just looped and looped and looped and looped and looped until it was just noise. All because of one stupid question!! Why?

Why did it change?! It didn't make sense! First, it was fire. Then it was lost text. And now this!

You know what, Troy was right. What if a ghost did it? Yeah, a ghost that will ruin my stories! I mean, it's the best explanation I have so far. I mean, wait. Ok yeah, carbon monoxide detector is working so it's NOT ME! I think. Maybe? Maybe I just had an episode. They say it spreads in the family. Maybe talk to a doctor, god will they even take my insurance! Could I even afford the pills? I can barely afford ramen! Maybe I should just start shoplifting. If I go to jail, I get room and board, so win win I guess. Oh, but I won't be able to write. Could I? Would they let me have a pencil in jail? Wait, why am I even considering this? I need to get back on track. Cause I mean like, I wouldn't go to jail for shoplifting… would I? I think it's just a fine. OH GOD I CAN'T PAY A FINE!!! Just don't get caught, you'll be fine. Fine. Fine. That's a weird word, I don't like it. It’ll be fine. Weird word. Weird word. Bleehhhhhhh god I don't like words! Why are words even like words? When did a caveman go “Oh, good day, sir, I have just invented language?” Why did that even catch on? It's annoying, I wanna go back to grunts and hit a person with a rock. It's late. I'm thirsty. I should go bed.

Ok, good morning! I am better now! I didn’t even include what set of that… breakdown. God, it's still not right. Not right. UGH, the previous story changed. One with the memory monster, it was supposed to have the narrator escape. I can't even put the ending back! I save and quit, and it's gone! Weird glitch, right? BUT IT'S NOT A GLITCH!!! Something is changing my file. I can see its version history! It saves the changes!

OH, and then after I turned that in, I had to make an outline for like a game. Used pencil and paper to get my creative goo flowing! Get a drink of water, and the paper changed! Like someone tossed it through a printer and put it back before I got back. For note, the closest printer is 5 STORIES DOWN FROM MY DORM! Maybe my ghost is a speedster. I mean, I guess it could be another prank, but no. It couldn't be.

There is no way that text got there by a prank. I think the impossible is the reasonable conclusion.

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Something is in the text.